I've just seen the WORST advert ever.

"Does your Dad remember The Stone Roses at Spike Island? Oasis at Knebworth? Then buy him this compilation..."



I feel a bit sick.  I'm fucking old aren't I?

Oh and now Paul Weller is on the telly and I'm sure you all know how hideously sick his hair makes me feel.

1. GEORGE LAMB FUCK OFF!!!!

2. Who is that girl on the telly with him? She's terrible!

I certainly shall not get sucked into BB this year with no Dermot & no Russell Brand.

Are you pleased?

I am glad that I have a life. If I didn't I might have been hooked into watching Britain's Got Talent! I've just seen 1 act and then the review at the end where they show short clips of everyone.

the act i saw was 2 Sikh men dancing. I'm not really sure what it was all about, but it was SHIT. The other clips revealed some dancing children, a particularly craptastic couple of men dancing like they were doing Karate, a woman dancing with HER DOG and a boy dancing in fake rain.

Since when did doing a shit dance become talent?

The prize is to perform at the Royal Variety Performance. Lucky Queen eh?

1. The Ting-Tings

What a load of fucking shite, some monotonal bucked toothed bint wearing far too much nu-rave attire talking crap over not very  good music.
That MUST be the future of music you're talking about there!

2. Ugg boots.

I've said it about a million times, THEY LOOK LIKE BIG SLIPPERS

3. Wine.

OK, so it has less calories than beer or cider, but it tastes VILE. Like vinegar. Unless you buy  expensive, which I don't.


In particularly I feel very strongly about The Ting-Tings.

I have to be the stupidest person ever. I've just injured my right arm AND my left hand PUTTING ON A PAIR OF RUBBER GLOVES.

Last night I drifted off to sleep thinking about whether I fancied Robert Downey Jnr (Ironman) more than Christian Bale (Batman).

Inconclusive.

I'm not really sure what is going on, but this story seems too far fetched to be real.


I went to see Half Man Half Biscuit tonight.  Somehow I feel the story above would make an excellent HMHB song.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/music/newsid_7333000/7333920.stm

I'm more smug about this that I should be. Really.

Wayne will probably comment on this! And Gill!

There's a guy called Gary Crowley filling in on 6 music cos Tom Robinson is ill. His name and voice seemed familiar so I googled and he used to present a programme called The Beat which I used to video every time it was on. It was on ITV in the middle of the night and Gary Crowley was a sort of cross between Steve Lamacq and Billy Bragg. It had live performances from up and coming indie bands of the early 1990s. My most played video was Kingmaker.

Just spent half an hour on you tube watching Kingmaker videos.

Kingmaker were the first guitar band I ever saw.

The had an amazing song called "When Lucy's Down"

I once danced to said song in the 100 Club. ON MY OWN. in 1992.

Fucking hell, that's a long long time ago isn't it.


 

I'm pretty sure I've just done one of the grubbiest laziest things ever, I've just ordered myself a chinese takeaway to be delivered, Just for my fat self.

I have done absolutely nothing of worth tonight. Well I made bombay potatoes and rice. And ate it.


Yesterday I went to see Juno and I did enjoy it, but y'know, it is basically just "Darlene from Roseanne: The Movie".


I've become the sort of woman that buys clothes she sees in magazines, I've done it twice this year so far. I'm also now the sort of woman who has a special drawer that just contains holiday clothes.

I'm very bored, I might even do some of these memes that are going round...

Right, because I'm over the age of 25 I've never heard one. So I'm sceptical that they exist.

Young people! Are they common? What do they sound like?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7240653.stm

If you aren't sure what I'm on about.

I know she's all effed up on crack and ket and booze, but I actually love Amy Winehouse. I love her car-crash hair and her badly co-ordinated tattoos, and that her painfully beautiful husband is in the nick, and that all her family just can't keep their traps shut, and that she's rough as a dog, and her voice.

She's amazing, I'm telling you.

So I've done my offbeat CD and its fucking brilliant.

I love this story about a couple of goths!

1. He's King Of The Goths, No?
2. Why does he lead her round on a lead? Is it a Master/Slave thing or is he just being "alternative"
3. Why is she not wearing a coat?  Its January love.

Answers on a postcard to me...

one of these please                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

So I got my haircut and ended up with Vince Noir's hair.

Sebastien Chabal plays for France's rugby union team. I can't really put into words what I want to say apart from CAVEMAN!

You know how i LOVE Wotsits? 

Well in the pack I'm eating right now there are BABY WOTSITS.

OMG!

I've took a pic on my phone, how do i get it on the internet??

BABY WOTSITS!!!!!